The Girl, The Gold Watch, And Everything (44147 words) by
ivorygates,
greenbirdsChapters: 1/1
Fandom:
NCIS,
NCIS: Los Angeles,
Stargate Atlantis,
Stargate SG-1Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jack O'Neill/Danielle Jackson, Ronon Dex/Merry McKay
Characters: Danielle Jackson, Merry McKay, Elizabeth Weir, Jack O'Neill, Ronon Dex, John Sheppard
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Post-Canon, Always Female Rodney, Female Daniel Jackson, Canon What Canon, I Type What I See, Episode Related, Episode: s05e10 First Contact, Episode: s05e11 The Lost Tribe
Summary: Disclosure's coming, and Danielle Jackson is about to become an international celebrity. But first, she'd like to take a working vacation on Atlantis in order to locate Janus-the-Ancient's Secret Lab and say "hi" to her friend Merry McKay.
The last thing Merry McKay wants is for Danielle Jackson, grandstanding glory-hog, to come to Atlantis to screw up Merry's life again: Dr. Jackson undoubtedly has some nefarious purpose for coming, and one of the attractions of living in the City of the Ancients is that Merry is 320 million light years away from Earth.
The Joker'verse version of SGA S05e10 and SGA S05e11, written for the 2015 Stargate: SG-1 Big Bang Challenge
WARNING: People say "fuck" a lot in this story. Especially Merry.
Notes: Joker'verse is an SG1/SGA/NCIS/NCIS: Los Angeles fusion universe in which Daniel Jackson and Rodney McKay are genderflipped. This story takes place between "Said The Joker To The Thief" and "At Midnight All The Agents" and I have no idea why its title isn't taken from the lyrics to "Desolation Row", but sometimes these things happen.
I would like to thank the members of the Academy, and also my patient and long-suffering co-author
greenbirds, who put up with more drama from me than there is in all twelve seasons of NCIS, and Shippen Stand for pointing out lapses of exposition, and everyone who answered my plaintive and increasingly-desperate pleas for canon checks (to this day, I have not yet seen every episode of Stargate: Atlantis).
Additionally, I would like to thank
eilidh17 for her helpfulness, patience, and general sanity (although I'm not sure that anybody running a Big Bang really qualifies), and
magnavox_23 for her gorgeous, glorious, inspiring artwork.
Art for The Girl, the Gold Watch, and Everything (by magnavox_23) (0 words) by
ivorygates,
greenbirdsChapters: 1/1
Fandom:
Stargate SG-1,
Stargate AtlantisRating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Summary:
Magnavox_23's spectacular art. Book cover, wallpaper, and really gorgeous manip. The authors are grateful!
Also, we wrote this in about a week. I just hope it's in English. And I'm going to bed now.